Carp: ‘I’m not dying, I just have a messed-up arm’
baby i need to see you back in the dugout, even if you can’t play
Carp! I’m so pumped for opening day. We have terrible seats, but I don’t give a shit. My favorite season is baseball.
Excuse me while I get this twig out of my eye.
You might not be dying, but it sure feels like the rest of us are.